{"product_id":"the-exodontists","title":"The Exodontists","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"You've never read anything like The Exodontists. Absolutely bonkers and so, so good! A transcendent tale of redemption, family, and teeth, this book will change your life -- prepare to be born again into a brand new skin!\" ~ Bitter Karella, author of Moonflow and The Midnight Pals\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Exodontists dream of bleach and teeth...and run a free dental clinic out of the abandoned warehouse they call home.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRed, their patriarch, dreads the day his beloved family will ask him exactly where they came from and how they became family...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn this darkly macabre Halloween horror novel, the Exodontists--a family of tooth-loving immortal monsters--must fight to keep their home after a Halloween store takes over the abandoned warehouse they live in.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWorse, still: The warehouse isn't only their home. It's also where they've run a free dental clinic for the last few decades, serving the needy and the human town they dwell in.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut sharing the warehouse with the Halloween store culminates in an epic grudge match to the death when the Exodontists unwittingly attract the attention of incel employee Garrett.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd things get violent.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePLEASE READ AND RESPECT THE CONTENT WARNINGS AT THE START OF THE BOOK.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTHIS NOVEL IS A WORK OF HORROR INTENDED FOR GROWN ADULTS, AND FEATURES CONTENT THAT MANY READERS MAY FIND DISTURBING.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Spineless Reads","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67580038775074,"sku":"9781068314162","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0965\/1686\/6338\/files\/9781068314162.jpg?v=1792706100","url":"https:\/\/spinelessreads.myshopify.com\/products\/the-exodontists","provider":"Spineless Reads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}